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Tuesday, August 18, 2009
IT Guy: Hi!
Me: Hey …
IT Guy: You look tired
Me: I think its these new lights. My eyes have been twitching from these new bright lights.
IT Guy: I read somewhere that women have a different level of sensitivity to light than men. It might have something to do with the frequency on your monitor.
Me: I’m pretty sure it’s the new lights …. I’ve had my monitor for awhile now and setup the frequency to what was easy on my eyes …
IT Guy: It could be a combination of the frequency on your monitor and the new lights
Me: If it’ll make you happy I’ll play with the frequency and change and see if it changes anything … but I’m sure it’s just from the lights
IT Guy: Just make sure you are changing the frequency and not the resolution
Me: I think I know the difference between the frequency and resolution of the monitor … I know I’m a girl, but I’m also an Electrical Engineer.
IT Guy: Oh Ok
posted by Թալին @ 8/18/2009 02:25:00 PM,
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Darkest Days of My Life
Monday, July 20, 2009
posted by Թալին @ 7/20/2009 09:29:00 AM,
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Questions That Haunt Me
Wednesday, July 15, 2009
- Can you cry under water?
- How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
- Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
- Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
- Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
- What disease did cured ham actually have?
- How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
- Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
- If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
- Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
- Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
- Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway?
- Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
- Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
- If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
- Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ?
- If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut,why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
- Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
- If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
- If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables,what is baby oil made from?
- If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
- Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
- Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
- Does Mary Had a Little Lamb and London Bridge is falling down have the same tune?
- Why did you just try singing the two songs above? Again?
- Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
- Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you,but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
- Do penguins have knees?
- Do dead people wear underwear?
- Why do bugs fall on their backs when they die?
posted by Թալին @ 7/15/2009 08:08:00 AM,
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Album of the Week
Monday, July 13, 2009
posted by Թալին @ 7/13/2009 01:43:00 PM,
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Attack of the bees
Monday, June 29, 2009
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