Questions That Haunt Me
Wednesday, July 15, 2009
- Can you cry under water?
- How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
- Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
- Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
- Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
- What disease did cured ham actually have?
- How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
- Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
- If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
- Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
- Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
- Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway?
- Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
- Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
- If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
- Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ?
- If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut,why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
- Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
- If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
- If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables,what is baby oil made from?
- If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
- Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
- Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
- Does Mary Had a Little Lamb and London Bridge is falling down have the same tune?
- Why did you just try singing the two songs above? Again?
- Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
- Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you,but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
- Do penguins have knees?
- Do dead people wear underwear?
- Why do bugs fall on their backs when they die?
posted by Թալին @ 7/15/2009 08:08:00 AM,
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Album of the Week
Monday, July 13, 2009
posted by Թալին @ 7/13/2009 01:43:00 PM,
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Attack of the bees
Monday, June 29, 2009
So yesterday we woke up to find at least gazillion bees flying in our backyard ... it was seriously like a straight out of a horror movie! It was just horribly scary ... they disappeared like 10 minutes later ... couple of hours passes and we were outside having brunch that I noticed this:
Yup ... they built a hive right there on one of the trees ... so we just stayed away from the backyard all day ... just got home and wanted to call a terminator to come and take care of it ... I went out to see what it looks like now, but didnt find anything!!! .... it was just gone, as if it never existed ... apparently they didnt really built a hive ... (yeah that looks a little too quick, even for an organized team of insects like honey bees) ... My dad said they were just gathering there and cant make a hive cause they've lost their queen ... and they are flying around hoping to find their queen. Anyways ... another crisis solved itself out at the Petrosian household.
posted by Թալին @ 6/29/2009 07:08:00 PM,
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BALANCE SHEET OF LIFE
Tuesday, June 23, 2009
Our Birth is our Opening Balance!
Our Death is our Closing Balance!
Our Prejudiced Views are our Liabilities
Our Creative Ideas are our Assets
Heart is our Current Asset
Soul is our Fixed Asset
Brain is our Fixed Deposit
Thinking is our Current Account
Achievements are our Capital
Character & Morals, our Stock-in-Trade
Friends are our General Reserves
Values & Behaviour are our Goodwill
Patience is our Interest Earned
Love is our Dividend
Children are our Bonus Issues
Education is Brands / Patents
Knowledge is our Investment
Experience is our Premium Account
The Aim is to Tally the Balance Sheet Accurately.
The Goal is to get the Best Presented Accounts Award.
Some very Good and Very bad things.
The most destructive habit Worry
The greatest Joy Giving
The greatest loss Loss of self-respect
The most satisfying work Helping others
The ugliest personality trait Selfishness
T he most endangered species Dedicated leaders
Our greatest natural resource Our youth
The greatest 'shot in the arm' Encouragement
The greatest problem to overcome Fear
The most effective sleeping pill Peace of mind
The most crippling failure disease Excuses
The most powerful force in life Love
The most dangerous act A gossip
The world's most incredible computer The brain
The worst thing to be without Hope
The deadliest weapon The tongue
The two most power-filled words 'I Can'
The greatest asset &n bsp; Faith
The most worthless emotion Self- pity
The most beautiful attire SMILE!
The most prized possession Integrity
The most powerful channel of communication Prayer
The most contagious spirit Enthusiasm
Life ends; when you stop Dreaming,
Hope ends; when you stop Believing,
Love ends; when you stop Caring,
And Friendship ends; when you stop Sharing...!!!
posted by Թալին @ 6/23/2009 11:37:00 AM,
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Future Movies Based On Toys We Loved
Thursday, June 18, 2009
posted by Թալին @ 6/18/2009 12:55:00 PM,
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